I have long since concluded that I have no friends since I have a weird sense of humor and no one gets me. I like inappropriate humor and poking fun at people...but I like to poke fun at ALL people, not any specific race, gender, or religion...I discriminate equally.
Anyway, this weekend we were talking to my BIL about how we (the three of us, BIL, Teddy and myself) laugh at weird things and somehow in the conversation we started trying to come up with the ABSOLUTE WORST things you could try to market. My idea was porn for kids, Teddy said Jesus penis replicas and I can't even tell you what BIL said because it is just SO wrong (but we still all laughed). What are your terrible products?
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i am half serious about making porn coloring books. i love your sense of humor.
Mr. LC and I came up empty for our worst marketing idea...we suck sometimes.
But youze funny.
Hey did you get my email the other day?
There is no way I can match those. No way. ...Wait, something with chocolate molds. Like, Jesus-on-the-cross chocolate molds.
The Jesus penis only if it comes with the Jesus balls attached (and what if they thumped too?) Hmm... Would they need to be in various colors/hair combos as there's the black Jesus, the white Jesus, the middle eastern Jesus...
Porn coloring books crack me up. Oh my. You could make a fortune with those.
Playing off your other idea, I laugh at porn for the elderly. Because their bodies are so not hot.
Or porn with different people- like the anorexics- watch out as their bones will poke ya and hurt ya- the bulimics who throw up after giving head (calories are calories)- the morbidly obese- because how do you find the winkie, etc. I just find sex in general to be a hoot.
aunt b's comment cracks me up.
i have no inappropriate products but i have been known to occassionally make an inappropriate abortion joke. (i was actually going to tell the story of it here but it seems kinda wrong...)
and yeah, i dont have a lot of friends either. or maybe im just hanging out with the wrong people.
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